This Easy Bake Oven in Nanuque went from hot to steamy this week. Well let me just tell you what happens to people in this Easy Bake Oven…
The other day I was walking across a bridge with my companion (naturally)
and all of a sudden from the other side of the bridge this Brazilian yells
"Oi Loiro!! Eu quero beijar sua boca!!!" (This translates too,
"Hey blondie, I want to kiss your mouth!!!") My companion then
whispered to me "I think she is talking to you" literally as I was
trying to find any other nonexistent blondie in this city.
We
started to walk a little faster, but as I looked back she waved her arms,
jumped up from the bench she was lying down on, and full on SPRINTED to me. We
began to walk faster, but before we could do anything she ran right in front on
me (a solid 4 inches from my face) and just says, "I want to
kiss your mouth!" I was like "No. I am a missionary of the Lord."
Her response "Missionaries can´t kiss?"
Me
"NOPE."
But she was very observant and saw the candy I was sucking on and she
said, "I want that candy in your mouth."
Trying to find any out of this situation while her fingers reached for my
mouth, I took the candy out of my mouth to give to her so we could make like a
banana and split. But she insisted that I put it in her mouth. After refusing
to do so and almost placing the candy on the ground, she finally took it with
her hand, placed it in her mouth, and just yelled at us as we "fast
walked" away, "YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL BLONDIE!!!!"
Yep. That´s the fun adventures of Elder
Gardanier this week. Click below to subscribe to my channel of fun stories on
the mission!
Love ya all!
Elder Gardanier
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